[7月17日] 蝙蝠侠之暗黑武士 THE DARK KNIGHT

justin_tan1223

Bruce Wayne: Targeting me won't get their money back. I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line. 
Alfred Pennyworth: You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand. 
Bruce Wayne: Criminals aren't complicated, Alfred. Just have to figure out what he's after. 
Alfred Pennyworth: With respect, sir, perhaps this is a man that *you* don't fully understand. 
Detective Wuertz: Dent! Jesus, I thought you was dead! 
Two-Face: Half... 
Harvey Dent: The famous Bruce Wayne. Rachel's told me everything about you. 
Bruce Wayne: I certainly hope not. 
Gotham National Bank Manager: The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in! 
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger. 
Mayor: [regarding The Joker] What do we got? 
Lt. James Gordon: Nothing. No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias. 
[stumbles out of wrecked truck] 
The Joker: [to Batman] Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!* 
Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"? 
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up. 
Happy: Make-up? 
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint. 
Harvey Dent: Alfred, right? 
Alfred Pennyworth: That's right, sir. 
Harvey Dent: Rachel talks about you all the time. You've known her for her whole life. 
Alfred Pennyworth: Not yet, sir. 
Harvey Dent: Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of? 
Alfred Pennyworth: [smiles] Oh, you have no idea. 
The Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent? 
[nobody responds; The Joker walks around the room pointing with his shotgun at everyone] 
The Joker: You know where Harvey is? You know who he is? 
[grabs a man's face] 
The Joker: You know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him about something. Just something, a little. 
[turns the man's face away] 
The Joker: No... 
Batman: [to The Joker] You wanted me, here I am. 
Bruce Wayne: [to Rachel] You know that day you once told me about, when Gotham would no longer need Batman? It's coming. 
The Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad... 
Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away. 
Bruce Wayne: Then why steal them? 
Alfred Pennyworth: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. 
[later in the film] 
Bruce Wayne: The bandit in Burma, did you catch him? 
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes. 
Bruce Wayne: How? 
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down. 
The Joker: You know, I'll settle for his loved ones. 
Gentleman at Party: We're not intimidated by thugs! 
The Joker: [as he smacks his lips] You know, you remind me of my father. 
[pulls out his switchblade and brings it to the Gentleman's mouth] 
The Joker: I hated my father! 
Rachel Dawes: [off screen] Okay, stop! 
[turns to face Rachel, tosses the Gentleman to his thugs and approaches Rachel, adjusting his hair with the knife] 
The Joker: Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze, hmm? And you *are* beautiful. 
[hovers around the incredibly nervous Rachel] 
The Joker: You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? 
[grabs Rachel's head and positions the knife by her mouth] 
The Joker: Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... 
[mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue] 
The Joker: ...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling! 
[Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he merely laughs it off] 
The Joker: A little fight in you. I like that. 
Batman: Then you're going to love me. 
The Joker: It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars? 
Batman: No! But I know how you got these! 
[bumps along while driving hijacked truck] 
The Joker: I like this job - I like it! 
[first lines] 
Grumpy: [before a bank heist] Three of a kind, let's do this. 
Chuckles: That's it, three guys? 
Grumpy: And two guys on the roof. Everybody gets a share. Five shares is plenty. 
Chuckles: Six shares, don't forget the guy who planned the job. 
Grumpy: He thinks he can sit out and still take a slice? I know why they call him the "Joker." 
The Joker: And...here… we...go! 

justin_tan1223

The Joker: You just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever. 
Batman: You'll be in a padded cell forever. 
The Joker: Maybe we can share one. They'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds. 
Lt. James Gordon: [to Harvey Dent] Everyone knows you're Gotham's White Knight. 
The Joker: [to Det. Stephens] Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little... emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards? 
Batman: What did you do? 
The Joker: I took Gotham's white knight, and brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push. 
[laughs] 
[last lines] 
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight. 
The Joker: [to Batman] We really should stop fighting, we'll miss the fireworks! 
The Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules! 
The Joker: See, I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve. 
The Joker: See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite...and gunpowder...and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap! 
[repeated line] 
The Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars? 
The Joker: [holding a knife inside Gambol's mouth] Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!" And..... Why so serious? 
Lucius Fox: Spying on 30 million people is not part of my job description. 
The Joker: You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... civilized people, they'll eat each other. You see, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve. 
The Joker: I want...my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call! 
Detective Stephens: That's nice. 
The Joker: How many of your friends have I killed? 
Detective Stephens: I'm a twenty year man. I can tell the difference between punks who need a little lesson in manners, and the freaks like you who just enjoy it. 
[pause] 
Detective Stephens: And you've killed six of my friends. 
The Joker: [faking interest, mouths "six"] 
The Joker: [holds camera facing himself] See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. I'm a man of my word. 
[laughs] 

justin_tan1223

The Joker: Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent. Ohh, excuse me, I want to drive! 
[gets behind the wheel of a semi truck] 
The Chechen: What do you propose? 
The Joker: It's simple, we, uh, kill the Batman. 
[Mobsters laugh] 
Salvatore Maroni: If its so simple, why haven't you done it already? 
The Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free. 
Alfred Pennyworth: I suppose they'll lock me up as well. As your accomplice... 
Bruce Wayne: Accomplice? I'm going to tell them the whole thing was your idea. 
Bruce Wayne: Do you think I should go to the hospital? 
Lt. James Gordon: You don't watch a whole lot of news, do you, Mr. Wayne? 
Two-Face: Tell your son it's going to be okay, Gordon. Lie, like I lied. 
The Joker: [over the PA] Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. 
James Gordon Jr.: Did Batman save you, daddy? 
Lt. James Gordon: Actually, this time I saved him. 
Batman: Sometimes, truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded. 
Alfred Pennyworth: [looks at the large gash on Bruce's arm] Were you mauled by a tiger? 
Bruce Wayne: It was a dog... 
Alfred Pennyworth: Huh? 
Bruce Wayne: It was a big dog! 
[pause] 
Bruce Wayne: More copycats today, Alfred, with guns. 
Alfred Pennyworth: Why don't you hire them and take the weekend off? 
Lt. James Gordon: They'll hunt you. 
Batman: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me. Set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. 
[the Batpod charges] 
The Joker: Ooohhh. You want to play. Come on! 
Two-Face: The Joker's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash. 
Rachel Dawes: [to Batman after falling out of a window] Let's not do that again. 
The Joker: You just couldn't let me go, could you? 
Salvatore Maroni: Look, if I tell you, will you let me go? 
Two-Face: Can't hurt your chances. 
Salvatore Maroni: It was Ramirez. 
[Two-Face pulls the coin out and cocks his gun] 
Salvatore Maroni: [panicking] But you said... 
Two-Face: I said it couldn't hurt your chances. 
[flips coin; good side] 
Two-Face: You're a lucky man. 
[flips again; bad side] 
Two-Face: He's not. 
Salvatore Maroni: Who? 
Two-Face: Your driver. 
[buckles seat belt and shoots the driver in the back; the car goes flying off the road.] 
Bruce Wayne: What about getting back into the plane? 
Lucius Fox: I'd recommend a good travel agent. 
Bruce Wayne: Without it landing. 
Lucius Fox: [smiles] Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne. 
Alfred Pennyworth: Know your limits, Master Wayne. 
Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits. 
Alfred Pennyworth: But you do, sir. 
Bruce Wayne: Well, can't afford to know them. 
The Joker: You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength. 
Batman: You don't want to hurt the boy, Harvey. 
Two-Face: It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair! 
Bruce Wayne: [after running into Harvey and Rachel at a restaurant] So, let's put some tables together. 
Harvey Dent: I'm not sure they'll let us. 
Bruce Wayne: Oh, they should. I own the place. 
Bruce Wayne: [defending Gotham] I grew up here, I turned out OK. 
Judge Freel: [after witness attempts to kill Dent] Get him out of here. 
Harvey Dent: But your honor, I'm not done. 
Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. 
Salvatore Maroni: [Batman holds him out over a ledge] From one professional to another, if you're trying to scare somebody, pick a better spot. From this height, the fall wouldn't kill me. 
Batman: I'm counting on it. 
[he drops Maroni off the ledge, breaking his legs] 
The Joker: [to Batman] You didn't think I'd risk the battle for Gotham's soul in a fistfight with you? 
Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming. 
The Joker: [to the mob] I know why you choose to have your little 
[cough] 
The Joker: group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night. 
[pause] 
The Joker: The Batman. 
Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck. 

justin_tan1223

[Batman has just fought off Scarecrow and a group of Batman wannabes] 
Batman: Don't let me find you out here again. 
Brian: We're trying to help you! 
Batman: I don't need help. 
Dr. Jonathan Crane: Not my diagnosis! 
Brian: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me? 
[Batman lowers himself into the Batmobile] 
Batman: I'm not wearing hockey pads! 
Harvey Dent: [after taking a malfunctioning gun from an assassin] Carbon fiber. .28 Caliber, made in China. If you want to kill a public servant Mr. Maroni, I recommend you buy American. 
Maroni's Mistress: Can't we go someplace quieter? We can't hear each other talk. 
Salvatore Maroni: What makes you think I want to hear you talk? 
Gambol: You're crazy. 
The Joker: I'm not. No, I'm not. 
Batman: Then why do you want to kill me? 
The Joker: [laughs] I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, you... you complete me. 
Bruce Wayne: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do? 
Alfred Pennyworth: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice. 
Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say "I told you so." 
Alfred Pennyworth: Today, I don't want to. 
[pauses for several moments] 
Alfred Pennyworth: But I did bloody tell you. 
[Gambol makes a threat; Joker opens his coat to reveal setup of grenades on a string, which he starts to tug] 
The Joker: Ah ta ta ta, let's not *blow* things out of proportion. 
The Joker: Look, why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking this a little more seriously. Here's my card. 
[pulls joker card out of pocket] 
Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away? 
The Joker: Yeah. 
Lt. James Gordon: That was a very brave thing you did. 
Bruce Wayne: Trying to catch the light? 
Lt. James Gordon: So you weren't protecting the van? 
Bruce Wayne: [pretending to be oblivious] Why? Who's in it? 
The Joker: Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? 
Reese: They're trying to kill me! 
Lt. James Gordon: Well, maybe Batman will save you. 
The Chechen: [after bringing out a man under the influence of fear toxin] Look at what your drugs did to my customers. 
Scarecrow: Buyer beware. I told you my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go. 
The Chechen: My business...repeat customers... 
Scarecrow: If you don't like what I have to offer, you can buy from someone else. Assuming Batman left anyone to buy from. 
The Joker: [to Gambol's thugs] Now, our operation is small but there is a lot of potential for 'aggressive' expansion. So which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now so we're gonna have... 
[breaks pool cue over knee] 
The Joker: tryouts. 
[throws broken pool cue at the thugs] 
The Joker: Make it fast. 
Two-Face: You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. 
[holds up his coin] 
Two-Face: Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair. 

justin_tan1223

Lucius Fox: It emits a high-frequency pulse for mapping an environment and records a response time. 
Bruce Wayne: Sonar. Just like a... 
Lucius Fox: Like a submarine, Mr. Wayne. Like a submarine. 
Batman: [interrogating Maroni on whereabouts of The Joker] He must have friends! 
Salvatore Maroni: [incredulous] Friends? Have you met this guy? 
The Joker: [Batman slams The Joker’s head on a table] Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. 
The Joker: Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things ... forever. 
Batman: Where is Dent? 
The Joker: You have all these rules and you think they'll save you. 
Lt. James Gordon: [Batman slams the Joker against a wall] He's in control. 
Batman: I have one rule. 
The Joker: Then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth. 
Batman: Which is? 
The Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight you're gonna break your one rule. 
Batman: I'm considering it. 
The Joker: No, there's only minutes left, so you're gonna have to play my little game if you want to save one of them. 
Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb: [regarding The Joker's threat on his life] You're unlikely to discover this for yourself, so take my word, the police commissioner gets a lot of threats. I found the appropriate response to these situations a long time ago. 
[pulls out a bottle of whiskey and glass] 
Lt. James Gordon: [to The Joker] We got you, you son of a bitch! 
Bruce Wayne: Criminals aren't complicated Alfred. We just need to figure out what he's after. 
The Joker: I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so... boring. I've had a change of heart. I don't want Mr.Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let's give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn't dead in sixty minutes then I blow up a hospital. 
Harvey Dent: Well, I guess no answer is a no. 
Rachel Dawes: Harvey... 
Harvey Dent: It's someone else, isn't it? 
Rachel Dawes: Harvey... 
Harvey Dent: Just tell me it's not Wayne, the guy's a complete… 
[Bruce comes up behind him and grabs him in a chokehold] 
Rachel Dawes: What are you doing? 
The Joker: Are you the real Batman? 
Brian: No. 
The Joker: No? Then why do you dress like him? 
Brian: He's a symbol... that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you. 
The Joker: Yeah, you do, Brian. You *really* do! 
Bruce Wayne: I'm doing the best I can, with what I know. 
The Joker: We made it! 
The Joker: This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city. 
The Chechen: They won't work for a freak... 
The Joker: [mocking his accent] A freak... 
[pulls out his switchblade and tosses it to some goons who grabs the Chechen] 
The Joker: Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money... it's about sending a message. Everything burns! 
Lt. James Gordon: Harvey Dent never made it home. 
The Joker: Of course not. 
Lt. James Gordon: What have you done with him? 
The Joker: Me? I was right here. 
[holds up his arms in handcuffs] 
The Joker: Who did you leave him with? Your people? Assuming, of course, they are still *your* people, and not Maroni's. Does it depress you, commissioner? To know just how alone you really are? Does it make you feel responsible for Harvey Dent's current predicament? 
Lt. James Gordon: Where is he? 
The Joker: What's the time? 
Lt. James Gordon: What difference does that make? 
The Joker: Well, depending on the time, he may in one spot, or several. 
Lt. James Gordon: If we're gonna play games... 
[takes off Joker's handcuffs] 
Lt. James Gordon: I'm gonna need a cup of coffee. 
The Joker: Ah, the good cop, bad cop routine? 
Lt. James Gordon: Not exactly. 
Grumpy: I'm bettin' The Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash. 
The Joker: No no no no, I kill the bus driver. 
Grumpy: Bus driver? What bus driver? 
[a school bus drives through the wall and kills Grumpy] 
Lt. James Gordon: Dent is in there with them! We have to save Dent! I have to save Dent! 
Batman: I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be. 
The Joker: [to the mob after performing his "magic trick"] Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it. 
Lt. James Gordon: [speaking to Harvey Dent] If I didn't work with cops you investigated while you were making your name at I.A. I'd be working alone. I don't get political points for being an idealist, I have to do the best I can with what I have. 
Bruce Wayne: I need a new suit. 
Lucius Fox: Yeah, three buttons is a little '90's, Mr. Wayne. 
Bruce Wayne: I'm not talking fashion, Mr. Fox, so much as function. 
[hands him a diagram] 
Lucius Fox: You want to be able to turn your head. 
Bruce Wayne: Sure would make backing out of the driveway easier. 

justin_tan1223

The Chechen: Who's stupid enough to steal from us? 
Salvatore Maroni: Some two-bit whack-job. Wears a cheap purple suit and make-up. He's not the problem. He's a nobody. 
Bruce Wayne: How will it hold up against dogs? 
Lucius Fox: We talking Rottweilers or Chihuahuas? Should do fine against cats. 
Salvatore Maroni: I thought the D.A. just played golf with the mayor, things like that? 
Harvey Dent: Tee off's one-thirty, more than enough time to put you away for life, Sally. 
Lt. James Gordon: It's a shame Sal's going to walk. 
Harvey Dent: Yeah, well, the good thing about the mob is they keep giving you second chances. 
Bruce Wayne: You look tired, Alfred. You'll be all right without me? 
Alfred Pennyworth: [looking at all the sunbathing women] You can tell me the Russian for, "apply your own bloody suntan lotion." 
Gambol: [to The Joker] Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off. 
The Joker: How about a magic trick? 
[pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table] 
The Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. 
[Gambol's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who slams his face into the pencil and kills him] 
The Joker: Ta-daa! It's... it's gone. 
Tattooed Prisoner: You don't want to die, but you don't know how to take a life. Give it to me; these men would kill you, and take it anyway. Give it to me. You can tell 'em I took it by force. Give it to me, and I'll do what you shoulda did ten minutes ago. 
Det. Ramirez: [regarding CCTV photos of The Joker's bank heist] He can't resist showing us his face. 
Lt. James Gordon: What's he hiding under that make-up? 
Detective Murphy: Look at these ugly bastards. 
Fat Thug: I don't feel good. 
Detective Murphy: You're a cop killer. You're lucky to be feeling anything below the neck. 
The Joker: [speaking to Two-Face] Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth. 
The Joker: It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that like a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all, part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! 
The Joker: [Joker hands Two-Face a gun and points it at himself] Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair. 
[with the gun in Two-Face's hand, Two-Face pauses and takes out his coin] 
Two-Face: [showing the unscarred side] You live. 
The Joker: Mm-hmm. 
Two-Face: [flips, showing the scarred side] You die. 
The Joker: Mmm, now we're talking. 
Salvatore Maroni: [to Batman who is interrogating him about The Joker] No one's gonna tell you anything. They're wise to your act. You got rules. The Joker, he's got no rules. No one's gonna cross him for you. You want this guy, you got one way. And you already know what that is. Just take off that mask and let him come find you. Or do you want to let a couple more people get killed while you make your mind? 
Batman: [about the Joker] He wanted to prove that even someone as good as you could fall. 
Two-Face: [bitter] And he was right. 
[Gordon and the police arrive to arrest Maroni] 
Salvatore Maroni: You sure you wanna embarrass me in front of my friends, Lieutenant? 
Lt. James Gordon: Oh, don't worry. They're coming too. 
The Joker: [speaking to Batman] I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disappoint... You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that's cold... 

yhchan

我觉得Joker的每一局话都是经典。正如某些网友讲的，他根本就是 Quote machine。。。


在Lowyat 哪里发现了几个很好笑的图片，跟大家分享下

sad_novice

superman那張超yeng rf

alexsi

原帖由 CindyL 于 5-9-2008 12:28 PM 发表

我喜歡他從電梯出現那一刻......."we made it!"然后推開那個肥佬
還有他在大貨車里很隨性地射槍，簡直帥～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～

他 在 扣 留 室 和 batman的 对 话 也 是 很 型 "i dun 1 2 kill u?"

alexsi

我 的 正 版dvd 不 会 超 过 5片 ， 这 片 一 定 会 买 正 版 的

ken9386

Anwar是the dark knight

proton_saopei

Superman 比 Batman Geng

刚刚看了，Joker 的表演精彩

Batman 只是一个烧钱的有钱仔

大红花

要表达的东西好像很多，到底最主要的是什么？？
拖到好长，最后好像有点强词了，尤其是那警官，都不懂为么会被逼？？
还有 Joker 太强了吧？？ 什么计划都有，简直是神了

叉烧小王子

票房还在增加
破5亿了

Domestic:  $506,482,539     
Foreign:  $417,000,000     

Worldwide:  $923,482,539   

应该还会在增加吧！
加油！！

叉烧小王子

原帖由 大红花 于 6-9-2008 05:39 PM 发表
要表达的东西好像很多，到底最主要的是什么？？
拖到好长，最后好像有点强词了，尤其是那警官，都不懂为么会被逼？？
还有 Joker 太强了吧？？ 什么计划都有，简直是神了

你错了 ，他没有计划，他只是做东西

他的一句经典对白：look harvey,the police haf plan , the mop haf plan,i dun haf, i jus DO thing....

类似这样吧。。有点模糊了。。

塞雅人

superman 也是一个 地球2号的人类。。。

batman 的决策能力也是有的，要不然早就坐吃山空了。。。先生

yhchan

虽然Batman没有超能力，但是他的格斗技巧及体能几乎是人类的极限。

然后，他出色的地方是他的头脑。Batman精于各种罪案，侦察，科学知识。在 D.C漫画里面，Batman是最出色的侦探以及策划家。即使面对比他强大/众多的敌人，他也会运用各种用具及策略来取得胜利。

Superman也曾讲过，如果他要和某人为敌的话，Batman会是最危险的敌人。

当然，这些是在D.C漫画里的情节。Batman Begins 和 Dark Knight 比较着重描写Batman 的内心挣扎，对他的Detective Skills似乎比较少着墨。

proton_saopei

Hulk 一拳就打死 Batman

这么多 Superhero 里面，要数 Batman 的战斗力最弱

塞雅人

但是他最聪明，hulk 只是会蛮力罢了。。。。

superman???都不是地球人。。。。。

spiderman??? 每一集都是给人家打到半生死。。。

ironman??? 更加二世祖了。。。。

他虽然差，但是他的武功都是自己辛辛苦苦练回来的， 而且，superman ,spiderman, 讲不做就可以不做， 蝙蝠侠不做蝙蝠侠的话，他肯定会生无可恋，反之spiderman 或 superman 讲不做就不做， 多么没有责任。。。。

[ 本帖最后由 塞雅人 于 7-9-2008 11:42 AM 编辑 ]

patnam

Batman和Spiderman的分别：

1. Batman有钱人，而是大少爷；Spiderman穷家仔，一毛钱都西北难找。
2. Batman没有什么超能力，但有大把武器；Spiderman有超能力，但只有一个武器（蜘蛛网）。
3. Batman只在夜晚做工；Spiderman一天一夜都要干，累到半死。
4. Batman每次都要被警察追捕，没有市民的支持，因为他一人事，一人当；Spiderman而给每一个市民受欢迎和支持。